Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this offbeat interactive text-based game, you play as Conner, a hapless bartender in a quirky small town where every resident seems to have a bizarre connection to a series of mysterious hellos that have started appearing around town. Each greeting seems to carry an otherworldly significance, spiraling out of control and attracting the attention of eccentric townsfolk, every one of whom has their own agenda and convoluted backstory. As you gather clues to untangle this web of hellos, you'll navigate a hilarious mix of absurd characters, outrageous events, and eccentric locations, making choices that determine your own fate and that of the town. Will you solve the mystery of the hellos before they turn the community upside down? Or will you just end up at the local diner, debating the merits of various pie flavors?