In this interactive text-based game, you play as Zeke, a quirky private investigator in a city where greetings are mysteriously stolen. Each person you meet has a unique 'hello' that has gone missing, causing confusion and chaos. Your task is to dive into the eccentric lives of various characters—from a paranoid conspiracy theorist to a dramatic soap opera star—to uncover the truth behind the vanishing hellos. Employ wit, engage in humorous dialogues, and piece together the clues to solve this bizarre mystery before the city loses its charm for good.