Step into the perplexing world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', where you play as Mia, a quirky linguist caught in a bizarre situation. After receiving a package containing thousands of strange recorded greetings from around the world, Mia discovers that these greetings are more than just quirky phrases—they're keys to unraveling a hidden conspiracy that spans multiple dimensions. As you navigate surreal locations through immersive text-based choices, you must decipher clues hidden within these greetings while contending with eccentric characters who each have their own secrets and agendas. Will you uncover the truth and save her friends from an alternate reality where hellos hold cosmic power?