Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the quirky shoes of Crank McRail, a once-famous stand-up comedian turned accidental amateur detective, as he wakes up to find mysterious 'hellos' popping up in his quiet town. Is it a viral greeting trend, or has someone turned the art of salutation into a sinister plot? Navigate through a series of humorous encounters, absurd suspects, and mind-bending dialogues where every decision shapes the narrative. Embrace the chaos, unravel the strange mystery, and discover if you can reclaim your comedy crown while dodging the world's most confusing hellos.