Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Jasper McQuirk, a washed-up private investigator living in a city where greetings have mysteriously escalated into outlandish forms of salutations. One day, a sinister 'Hello' goes awry, sparking chaos among the citizens who can no longer distinguish a friendly greeting from a potential threat. As Jasper, you must navigate through peculiar neighborhoods, interview eccentric characters, and uncover the source of these bizarre hellos, all while juggling your own hilariously complicated life choices. Can you untangle the web of greetings and save your city from greeting-based pandemonium?