In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you find yourself in an absurdly surreal city where people randomly greet you with exaggeratedly enthusiastic 'hellos' but no one seems to remember who they are or why. You play as Sam, a cynical urban dweller who must navigate through social encounters that are both bizarre and humorous, all while trying to discover the identity of a mysterious figure rumored to hold the secrets of this strange, amnesiac town. Armed with your sarcastic wit, you engage in dialogue puzzles that challenge your moral compass and test your ability to decode the intentions behind each greeting. Will you uncover the mystery before you're swallowed by the ridiculousness of greetings gone haywire? Choose wisely, as alliances can be as fleeting as a wave in this nonsensical world filled with muddled memories and comedic chaos.