Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a 'hello' for every time I’ve seen a greeting gone wrong, I’d still be in trouble!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a bustling, post-apocalyptic city where social interactions have been reduced to nothing but cryptic greetings and custom 'hellos', players step into the shoes of Alex, a once-renowned greeting architect turned private investigator. As they navigate through eccentric districts and quirky factions, players must solve the mystery behind a string of bizarre disappearances triggered by the misuse of greetings. With each interaction, players unravel satirical social commentary on communication and relationships while using wit to gather clues, avoid confrontation, and ultimately confront the mastermind behind the chaos. Expect dark humor, offbeat characters, and unexpected revelations around every corner.