Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this witty and unpredictable interactive text-based game, players take on the role of a washed-up greeting card writer who receives an anonymous package filled with bizarre, misplaced greetings and cryptic messages. As they try to uncover the origin of these hellos, they dive into a world of eccentric characters, mismatched emotions, and unexpected twists. Players must make choices that influence the outcome of their adventure, interacting with puzzling postal services, quirky neighbors, and even a secret society that reserves the best 'hellos' for only the elite. Can you find the source of these greetings and reclaim your title as the greatest greeting card writer of all time?