Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a dollar for every awkward hello I've encountered, I could pay off my student loans... and still have a dime to spare!

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In a quirky metropolis where every greeting is a mild enigma, you play as Max, a professional 'Hello Analyst.' Max's job involves decoding the bizarre origins of hellos received in the city, but when a viral trend of odd greetings starts to confuse the populace, chaos ensues. Interact with whimsical citizens, embark on bizarre quests, and gather ridiculous clues to understand 'who's hellos' belong to whom. Your choices shape the narrative as you unravel a deeper mystery tied to an ancient greeting cult before they plunge the city into eternal awkward silence.