Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a hello for every time I said hello, I’d still be out of hellos!

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In a realm where greetings are currency and conversations dictate status, players assume the role of an aspiring 'Hello Merchant.' Your quest begins in the bizarre town of Salutationsville, where unexplained hellos start appearing from thin air, causing chaos. As you navigate a series of quirky characters—each with their own unique greetings—unravel the mystery of which hellos belong to whom and what they usher in: fame, fortune, or farcical irony. Choose your dialogue wisely to uncover secrets and forge alliances, all while trying to manage your own rapidly dwindling supply of hellos. The choices you make lead to zany outcomes that can turn you from town outcast to the most popular merchant... or maybe even back to a nobody!