Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bizarre, parallel universe where greeting rituals have been taken to absurd lengths, you play as Jessie, an amateur sleuth and professional 'hello' investigator. When a series of peculiar greetings start popping up in unexpected places—from cryptic notes in library books to strange aftershocks during routine handshakes—Jessie must unravel a web of quirky characters, each with their own obsessive relationship with greetings. Through witty banter, absurd scenarios, and nonlinear storytelling, the game allows players to uncover the truth behind the chaotic 'hellos' threatening to plunge the universe into chaos. Will you be able to get to the bottom of this anomaly before it reaches critical mass?