Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling city where greetings are currency, players take on the role of Quinn, an out-of-work 'Hello Investigator.' Your task is to trace the mysterious origins of bizarre greetings that have started popping up everywhere—from the too-casual 'Hey, potato!' to the overly enthusiastic 'Greetings, human!' As you navigate through urban settings, quirky locales, and unexpected conversations, you'll engage with an array of colorful characters, chase absurd leads, and uncover a hilarious conspiracy involving an underground society that believes greetings can control minds. Will Quinn find the source of these curious hellos, or will they remain a puzzling enigma in the city of chatter?