Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Forget 'Hello,' who the hell just yelled 'Salutations, my fine feathered friend!’?

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In a quirky small town where every citizen greets you with bizarrely specific salutation, you play as a weary private investigator. After receiving a cryptic letter signed 'A Friend,' you find yourself embroiled in a series of absurdly convoluted encounters as you track down the origins of these hellos. From a conspiracy of overly friendly parrots to a secret society of misfits who trade greetings for favors, your journey is filled with humor, unexpected allies, and sinister undertones. With each unique character, you must decipher clues hidden within their oddly specific hellos to unravel a town-wide mystery that could change forever how greetings are perceived. The interactive narrative allows players to make choices that impact the story’s direction, leading to multiple endings based on your ability to connect the dots in this bizarre social web.