Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this immersive text-based adventure, you play as a disgruntled social media manager who wakes up one morning to discover that every single greeting and salutation has been mysteriously stolen from the world. As you navigate through hilarious situations involving eccentric clients, baffled celebrities, and over-the-top influencers, you'll uncover a conspiracy that stretches from the underbelly of viral trends to the highest echelons of power. Use your wit and creativity to craft new greetings, shape social interactions, and reclaim the art of original communication in a world plagued by bizarre hellos and insistent small talk.