Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I didn’t sign up to be the bellhop of hellos, but hey, at least it's better than small talk!

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In a world where social greetings have mysteriously come to life, players assume the role of Jordan, an ordinary office worker who suddenly finds themselves immersed in a bizarre adventure. After receiving an anonymous greeting card that says 'Say Hello to Your New Life,' Jordan discovers that various forms of hellos—ranging from awkward handshakes to enthusiastic high-fives—have acquired sentience and now vie for control over social interactions. As Jordan navigates through a series of increasingly absurd scenarios, they must investigate the origins of these rogue greetings, forge alliances with quirky characters (both human and otherwise), and ultimately confront a charismatic yet sinister entity known as The Greetrepreneur. The choices players make will lead to multiple endings based on how they manage their relationships with these greeting forms and their effect on the real world.