Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based adventure, players navigate through the twisted, humorous reality of a bustling metropolis where every new interaction unveils a puzzle of cryptic greetings. As the protagonist, a cynical but witty greeting card writer, you wake up to find that the world is overwhelmed with mysterious hellos. Through a series of engaging dialogues with quirky characters—from an existentialist barista to a flamboyant street magician—you must piece together a chain of bizarre greetings tied to a citywide conspiracy involving lost identity and forgotten dreams. Your choices shape relationships and determine whether you can uncover the mastermind behind the peculiar salutation surge before it disrupts the very fabric of social interaction.