Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I've got 99 problems, and they're all hellos!

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In a city where greetings are currency, you play as a broke socialite who accidentally discovers that stolen hellos are being sold on the black market. As you unravel the web of theft and deception, you'll meet an eclectic cast of characters—all with their own secrets about their greetings. Use your charm and wit to navigate social interactions, uncover hidden truths, and get to the bottom of this bizarre underworld, while trying to restore the fabric of social cohesion. Choose your responses carefully as each interaction can lead you closer to the truth or deeper into trouble.