Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Hello? Is it me you're looking for, or just another pointless greeting?

Mystery Comedy Text Game

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In a world where greetings have inexplicably become sentient, you play as Max, a sardonic detective tasked with unraveling the bizarre epidemic of rogue hellos. People can't stop saying 'hello'—and it’s driving everyone mad! As you navigate through quirky neighborhoods, gathering clues, interviewing oddball characters, and experiencing slapstick encounters with animated greetings, you must uncover the source of this strange phenomenon. The deeper you dive, the more hilariously absurd the situation gets. Expect witty dialogue, absurd puns, and a soundtrack that will make you chuckle. Can you stop these hellos from taking over the world, or will you get caught in a never-ending loop of greeting chaos?