Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where every greeting has been hijacked by an eccentric cult, you play as a disgruntled greeting card designer who discovers that ordinary hellos have been transformed into bizarre magical incantations. Your task is to navigate through a series of absurd social encounters, uncover the truth behind the cult's intentions, and reclaim the art of proper introductions. Each choice you make leads to hilariously unexpected consequences, ultimately revealing just how bizarre society has become in the absence of normal hellos. Engage with quirky characters, from a squirrel that believes it's a therapist to a librarian who's convinced letters are plotting against her.