Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have come to life, every 'hello' is a sentient being claiming its space in the universe. You play as Hiya, a quirky anthropologist tasked with mediating a bizarre war among these personalities. Each greeting embodies different traits: formal, funky, enthusiastic, and sarcastic. As you navigate through various surreal scenarios—ranging from bizarre brunches to cosmic dance-offs—you'll need to negotiate, ally with, and navigate the quirks of these hellos to restore peace. Can you figure out why these hellos are at odds, and ultimately, determine whose hellos reign supreme?