Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Dive into the quirky town of Greetingsville, where every resident greets you with a unique, baffling, and often inappropriate hello. When the town's Mayor mysteriously disappears, it falls to you—a sarcastic detective with an affinity for bizarre greetings—to uncover the truth. Explore the strange lives of the townsfolk, solve hilarious puzzles, and piece together clues, while trying to figure out: Who greets with 'Salutations, time traveler!' and who just says 'Howdy, partner!'? Each choice you make shapes the narrative and unravels the comedic chaos ensued by the Mayor's vanishing act.