Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a dollar for every awkward hello, I'd still be broke and socially anxious!

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In a quirky metropolis where social greetings have mysteriously vanished, players assume the role of Alex, a snarky private investigator who specializes in social faux pas. Armed with nothing but dry wit and a collection of ridiculous greeting cards, Alex delves deep into the chaotic underground of forgotten greetings that people have long since abandoned. Each choice leads to absurd characters, hidden alliances, and unexpected plot twists as Alex uncovers the truth behind the vanishing greetings. Will you be able to restore the fabric of social exchange—or discover a more sinister plot? The fate of the world’s hellos rests on your shoulders!