Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I came for the hellos, but I stayed for the absurdities!

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In a world where greetings have taken on a life of their own, you play as a down-on-their-luck private investigator named Riley. Strange messages and mysterious packages filled with bizarre hellos are flooding your mailbox, and it’s your job to figure out who’s behind them. As you interact with quirky characters throughout the city, each with their own ridiculous quirks and secrets, you must piece together clues hidden in their hellos. Expect the unexpected as greetings lead to misunderstandings, humorous confrontations, and outrageous side quests, all while you navigate a rapidly unraveling mystery that threatens to upend the very fabric of polite society.