Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If greeting strangers was an art, I’d be Picasso—you know, with lots of chaos and weird pubs.

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In a quirky, surreal universe where greetings have mysterious powers, you play as Zara, a freshly-minted professional hello specialist. Your job? To decipher the origins and meanings behind bizarre, sudden hello messages that inexplicably appear in the most unusual places, like an apocalyptic grocery store or a reluctant time machine. Each 'hello' leads you to odd characters and even odder quests, forcing you to piece together a greater mystery about an enigmatic figure known only as The Welcome. With humor, verbal sparring, and puzzle-solving, players use dialogue choices to explore various paths through this whimsical yet dramatic adventure, revealing the deeper significance of connection—or the chaos of a missed greeting.