Step into the shoes of Alex, a beleaguered office worker who stumbles upon a conspiracy of confusing and bizarre greetings scattered throughout the corporate jungle of clients and coworkers alike. Players dive into a comedic, branching narrative where every choice leads to unexpected twists, from deciphering the meaning behind a coworker's cryptic 'How’s your hamster?' to unearthing a secret society dedicated to debating the merits of different hellos. With time running out, players must solve the puzzle of these cheerfully befuddling greetings before the annual company party, or risk being the pun of the office for eternity.