Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Guess what? I don't just write 'hello'—I invent it!

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Set in a quirky, offbeat universe where every greeting carries a different meaning, players take on the role of Avery, a snarky intergalactic greeting card writer. Stranded on an alien planet during a festival of uniquely bizarre greetings, Avery must navigate a series of hilariously convoluted social situations. Players will engage in witty dialogue trees, each choice altering the course of the narrative and the relationships between the aliens and Avery. As they decipher the intentions behind the hilariously confusing hellos, players will uncover a plot that could not only affect greeting traditions throughout the galaxy but also determine the fate of Avery’s career—and sanity.