In a peculiar town where greetings have mysteriously vanished overnight, players step into the shoes of Wally, a quirky amateur detective with a penchant for witty banter and terrible puns. As players navigate through absurd scenarios—such as interrogating the overly dramatic local theater troupe or the secretive barista who speaks in riddles—they must gather clues, interact with outrageous townsfolk, and solve comical dialogues. Choices made will affect not only the outcome of the investigation but also the nature of the new greetings that will emerge, redefining how the town communicates. Along the way, players can unlock bizarre ‘greeting’ styles that change the tone of conversations, making every playthrough unique and hilariously unpredictable.