Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

You wake up in a quirky parallel universe where greetings are currency and everyone communicates through bizarre catchphrases instead of names. As the newly appointed 'Greeting Curator,' you must navigate a world filled with eccentric characters, each with their own unique and ridiculous salutation. Your goal is to uncover the source of a peculiar greeting plague that is threatening to erase all authentic hellos in this universe. Through witty dialogues and clever choices, you'll develop alliances, unearth secrets, and ultimately determine the fate of communication itself.