Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Set in an eccentric, bustling city where greetings are currency and manners are a matter of life and death, you play as Jasper, a quirky freelance 'Hello' Investigator. When a mysterious series of overly enthusiastic greetings starts spreading chaos, it's up to you to delve into the city's vibrant neighborhoods, interviewing colorful characters and deciphering their bizarre hellos. Each dialogue choice affects the story's tone, and your goal is to identify the source of these uninvited greetings while keeping your snarky sense of humor intact. Navigate through oddball clues and hilarious misunderstandings to unravel the mystery behind 'whose hellos are these, anyway?'—and maybe find out why they lead to both laughter and widespread confusion.