Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you step into the quirky shoes of Alex Greetwell, a washed-up private investigator famous for his disastrous attempts to solve mundane mysteries. Your latest case involves a series of bizarre incidents where random hellos are being delivered to the wrong people around the city. As you traverse through absurd characters, offbeat locations, and comedic dialogues, you'll need to uncover the truth behind this widespread greeting mishap that is accidentally leading to chaos in social etiquette. Gather clues, interview eccentric suspects like a conspiracy theorist barista and a time-traveling postal worker, while maintaining your sarcastic charm and fast wit. Will you crack the case of the mixed-up hellos or will your investigations devolve into an endless loop of greeting blunders?