Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a dollar for every hello that doesn’t make sense, I could buy back my sanity!

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In a dystopian city where citizens communicate only through enigmatic greetings, the player assumes the role of Sam, a professional 'Salutation Sleuth.' Your mission is to uncover the truth behind a mysterious virus that causes people's hello messages to start sounding like random quotes from classic literature. As you navigate through a web of quirky characters—from paranoid philosophers to cryptic poets—you must gather clues, make choices that affect the outcome, and ultimately decide the fate of greeting culture itself. Will you restore order, spark a revolution, or get too caught up in wordplay? The choices are yours, but misunderstandings could lead to dire consequences!