In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as a socially awkward but gifted linguist who discovers a series of mysterious, cryptic messages hidden in ordinary greetings throughout your city. Each greeting leads you deeper into a web of secrets involving rival greeting card companies, an underground society of melancholic poets, and a missing prize-winning text that could change the way humanity communicates forever. Navigate through conversations, solve language puzzles, and interact with a diverse cast of quirky characters as you peel back layers of reality and uncover the truth behind the strange salutations plaguing your city.