Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this unique interactive text-based game, you play as a disgraced former greeting card writer who finds themselves in a bizarre universe where hellos are stolen and traded as valuable currency. Set in an eccentric world where social greetings hold the power to open portals to different realms, you must navigate a colorful cast of characters, each with quirky personalities and their own agendas. Players will uncover a thrilling conspiracy to control the greeting-card economy while making choices and crafting their own unique hellos to unlock special abilities and gather allies. With humor at its core, the game blends mystery-solving with hilarious dialogue, making for a lighthearted yet dramatic experience.