Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a dollar for every ‘hello’ I heard, I’d still be broke because clearly, someone’s not paying their greeting taxes!

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In this interactive text-based game, you play as a snarky private investigator hired to solve the mystery of a series of bizarre and seemingly random greetings that are making everyone in town act strangely. Is it a social experiment, a clever prank, or something much more sinister? As you delve deeper, you'll unearth hidden secrets, make unique choices, and interact with a cast of eccentric characters, each with their own motives. Your decisions will change the course of the investigation and reveal layers of drama and humor in this offbeat narrative.