Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, neon-lit city where greetings have gone mysteriously array, you play as a sharp-tongued private investigator with a chaotic lifestyle. Your mission? To untangle an absurd web of misunderstandings, outrageous characters, and bizarre situations caused by an unknown entity hijacking people's greetings. Navigate through hilarious dialogues, collect strange clues, and ultimately discover the source of the bizarre hellos that threaten social interactions everywhere. Each choice leads to new hilarities or dramatic confrontations, all pursued with a relentless pursuit of the truth—and the perfect punchline.