Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, offbeat town where every resident has developed the mysterious ability to teleport, greetings take a bizarre twist. Your character, a down-on-their-luck private investigator, stumbles upon a series of bizarre 'hellos' left behind by sporadic travelers from parallel dimensions. These greetings hold clues to a larger mystery involving a pacifist mafia, a council of greeting card magicians, and an ancient artifact known as the Salutation Stone. Players must navigate through comedic dialogues, make clever choices, and piece together the town's strange connections to solve the mystery before all hellos are lost forever.