Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every time someone said 'hello' to me... I’d still be broke, but at least I’d be entertained!

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Set in a quirky, alternate reality where greetings dictate social hierarchy, players take on the role of Flip McQuirk, a disgraced 'Greeting Specialist' accused of stealing the world's greetings. Your mission is to navigate through bizarre locations, like the Eloquent Emporium and the Sarcastic Swamp, to recover stolen hellos, uncover a conspiracy, and maybe even restore your reputation while engaging with eccentric characters through wit and choice-driven dialogue. Each encounter reveals layers of humor and absurdity as you piece together how greetings affect everyone’s lives in this topsy-turvy society.