Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every absent greeting, I’d still be broke—but at least I'd be entertained!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where casual greetings have developed sentience, you play as an overly sarcastic freelance investigator tasked with solving the case of disappearing hellos. People are mysteriously losing their ability to greet each other, creating chaos in social settings. As you navigate through bizarre scenarios involving eccentric witnesses, comical misunderstandings, and absurd situations, you'll need to piece together who or what is behind the hellos' unsettling vanishing act. With choices that influence the outcomes, each decision leads you onto wilder and funnier paths, revealing the underlying absurdity of human interactions.