In a bustling, surreal metropolis known as Etiquette City, a series of bizarre greetings have thrown social interactions into chaos. Players take on the role of a quirky private investigator with the ability to hear the unspoken thoughts of people when they greet one another. As you delve deeper into the city’s underground greeting cults, uncover secret factions that manipulate 'hellos' for their gain, and navigate through hilarious yet dramatic encounters, you'll gather clues, forge alliances, and make choices that influence the fate of social norms across the city. Can you unravel the mystery of these hellos before they disrupt the very fabric of polite society?