Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Why do they all sound like they’re auditioning for a circus? Maybe I should charge for a ticket.

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In a bustling metropolis where the lines between identities blur and introductions are absurdly whimsical, players assume the role of Jax, a sardonic detective unraveling the mystery behind a peculiar series of cryptic greetings that have taken over the city. From ‘Hello, Cephalopod!’ to ‘Greetings, Time Traveler!’ Jax must navigate through eccentric neighborhoods, bizarre gatherings, and eclectic characters who seem to have adopted their own unique greetings. The objective is to trace the origins of these hellos, debunk their meanings, and restore normalcy—or possibly embrace the chaos. Alternate choices will lead Jax through mind-bending dialogues and unexpected alliances while revealing hidden backstories and motivations of the city’s quirky inhabitants.