Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the perplexing shoes of Max, an unassuming barista who stumbles upon a mysterious message written on the back of a napkin: 'Find me, and uncover the truth behind the absurd hellos!' As Max, you'll navigate an eccentric world filled with quirky characters, absurd scenarios, and offbeat dialogue as you piece together the origins of the peculiar greetings that have plagued your sleepy town. Solve riddles, engage in witty banter, and collect pieces of this bizarre puzzle to uncover a shocking revelation that could change your town forever! Experience a branching narrative where your choices lead to hilariously unexpected outcomes, and every hello reveals a new twist to the tale. Can you uncover the source of these cryptic greetings before the final curtain falls on the ultimate social catastrophe?