Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bizarre parallel universe where greetings are traded as commodities, players step into the shoes of a down-on-their-luck greeting merchant named Sal. With the world plunged into chaos over a series of misdelivered 'hellos' that threaten to upset the fabric of social interactions, Sal must navigate through a quirky landscape filled with eccentric characters, each with their own peculiar 'hellos' to offer. Players will engage in dialogue trees, solve witty puzzles, and make choices that will affect how greetings are perceived, resulting in a range of ludicrous scenarios. Each interaction can lead to unexpected alliances, ridiculous rivalries, or even completely absurd situations, as Sal attempts to restore order while gathering a quirky collection of hellos. Can you steer Sal through the hilarity and madness of greeting wars, or will you bumble into the most awkward conversations of your life?