Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I never signed up for a heist, but if I find my sarcasm in the Greeting Vault, we're gonna have a problem!

Mystery Comedy-Drama Text Game

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In a world where greetings hold mystical powers, you play as Lex, an underappreciated greeting card designer who stumbles upon a conspiracy involving a secret society of Greeting Guardians. These elite members control the very fabric of social interactions, and their latest heist has led to the theft of personal greetings—causing chaos across the city. Interact with quirky characters, solve ludicrous puzzles, and uncover the reasons behind stolen hellos while navigating the ups and downs of your own everyday relationships. Will you be able to reclaim the stolen hellos and restore harmony, or will the city turn into a barren land of awkward silence?