Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If hello is the start of a conversation, then I'm probably late for dinner—and armed!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a quirky, post-apocalyptic city where time has fractured, a mismatched duo of characters — a cynical detective and a naïve greeting-card writer — find themselves on an absurd quest to uncover the truth behind the mysterious 'hellos' that have started popping up everywhere. These greetings, seemingly harmless at first, begin to warp reality, leading to bizarre scenarios and hysterical misunderstandings. Players must navigate through absurd sideshows, laughable confrontations with eccentric citizens, and mind-bending puzzles that challenge their perspective on communication and existence. As they explore this fractured world, the duo's contrasting personalities create humorous dialogue, allowing players to empathize with their struggles and triumphs.