Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as an eccentric private investigator named Sam 'Hello' Mallory, who specializes in unraveling the baffling mysteries of social faux pas in a quirky town. A series of bizarre greeting incidents have spiraled out of control, with residents mysteriously exchanging bizarre and inappropriate hellos. Could it be the work of a disgruntled mime clown, a cursed greeting card factory, or perhaps something more otherworldly? As you navigate through outrageous scenarios and interview absurd characters, your choices will determine the fate of civility in your town. Collect clues, solve riddles, and make wacky decisions to restore proper greetings before the chaos grips the place forever.