Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Welcome to my calamity! Now, who the hell said hello?

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In a world where greetings are currency, a strange epidemic has caused people's hellos to mysteriously swap with one another. You play as an eccentric detective, equipped with a snarky AI partner and an outlandish collection of everyday items that may just transform into the tools of your investigation. Navigate a bizarre city filled with quirky characters, eccentric establishments, and tongue-in-cheek humor as you unravel who’s behind this chaotic greeting swap and why they’re turning polite society on its head. The game features branching narratives and clever puzzles that challenge both wit and creativity, leading to outrageous outcomes and mind-bending revelations.