In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as a sarcastic detective named Sid who has an unusual case to crack: a series of mysterious greeting cards have been appearing all around town, each with cryptic messages and bizarre illustrations. As you investigate, you uncover a secret society dedicated to the art of unconventional greetings and discover that the cards hold the key to a long-lost treasure. The game utilizes branching narratives, allowing players to choose how Sid interacts with the quirky townspeople, gathers clues, and unravels the absurdity of the greeting card phenomenon. With witty dialogue, humorous situations, and unexpected plot twists, players will navigate through the strange world of greetings gone wrong while trying to solve the underlying mystery.