Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as a freelance greeting card writer who accidentally stumbles upon a mysterious underground greeting card black market. Every 'hello' you’ve ever written has been appropriated for nefarious purposes, and it’s your job to track down the culprits behind the card caper. Navigate through bewildering conversations, solve witty puzzles, and interact with an eccentric cast of characters, from rival card writers to overly enthusiastic collectors, all while crafting hilarious greetings that hold the key to unraveling the mystery. Choose your responses carefully as your words can lead to unexpected twists and turns in this comedic odyssey of social faux pas and card-related chaos.