Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the quirky world of Albert Chortles, a beleaguered middle manager at a greetings card company where nothing is what it seems. Your journey begins at a mysterious corporate retreat, where every attendee receives random greetings from unknown senders. As you navigate through absurd conversations, decipher bizarre codewords, and engage in off-the-wall scenarios, you must uncover the identity of the 'Greeting Bandit' who’s causing chaos while also unearthing the hilarious secrets of your colleagues. Choose your responses wisely, as they will shape the type of greeting cards you’ll create (and potentially unleash upon the world). Will you capture the Bandit, or will your career end with a whimper… or even a poorly phrased pun?