Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a peculiar town where greetings manifest physically, you, a lowly 'Hello Investigator,' are tasked with unraveling the source of a bizarre epidemic: strangers are inexplicably giving each other uninvited hellos. These hellos come with odd effects, like endowing people with unexpected talents or revealing hidden secrets. As you navigate through an eccentric cast of characters and their quirky behaviors, your choices shape the outcome of this surreal investigation. Will you uncover the truth behind these hellos, or will you find yourself stuck in a comedic loop of absurdities with a signature twist?